Monday, July 23, 2007

Fear Factor

So Mabel's back home, and has informed be that for the time being she's just going to balk on the last one (granted, she left the rope here, so she's got an excuse, just not a great one). So since that one was too much for her, rather than back off, I think I'll go the opposite direction combined with bringing out another fantasy she probably doesn't know I have. Not that it'll surprise her much, because I like tormenting her in all sorts of ways.

So for some reason the other evening I was watching Fear Factor. This is not to say that I want to get Mabel to eat maggots or jump across moving train cars. The scope of my thought that relates to this post is much more narrow—people, even those not inclined to do so, can overcome their natural shortcoming tendencies to seek pleasure and avoid pain. And really, Joe Rogan must have some D/s fetish to enjoy his job as much as he does. Even without trying, the things he shouts out are full of sexual double entendres: “Choke it down,” “Don’t slow up you’re almost there,” “Don’t let your partner down.” Maybe he doesn’t get off on it, but if we read in the tabloids that Joe Rogan was force-feeding earthworms to a prostitute, I called it first (okay, probably not first, but relatively early).

But back to the topic at hand, I have the next chore for Mabel. Knowing her, more than anyone, being what I’ve planned definitely falls under her list of fears. Having done admirably at pushing her limits at things she enjoys, I figure I’ll push the limits at things she hates. So she might need to use a towel for this one, it could get a touch wet.



Buy an ice cube tray. Freeze some ice overnight. Break the cubes free and dump it in a small tub or something.

In your room, undress completely and lie on your back on a towel. Turn yourself on, and start masturbating with your hand. This chore is not just one of overcoming your reflexes, but also timing and orgasm control.

While continuing to touch yourself with one hand, grab an ice cube (#1) with the other hand, and reach across your chest to massage the opposite nipple. Leave it in contact with your nipple until it completely melts. When it does, switch hands and nipples with cube #2, let it melt entirely.

After your second icecube, massage the third in between your breasts. After that one #4 gets balanced in your belly button. You may touch it with your hands only if it falls out of place. All the while you should still be masturbating.

After #4 is gone, flip over onto your stomach. Laying on one hand, continue to masturbate. Use the other at the same time to massage the fifth ice cube into the meat of your left buttcheek, followed by the sixth into your right.

The seventh you can use to massage your back, however you choose.

Clench the eighth between your ass cheeks, letting it slowly drip down your ass as you rub yourself. Again you can only use your hand to put it back into place if it slips. And of course you can adjust your position however you need to keep it in place.

After that one, you can give yourself another backrub with number 9.

Flip back onto your back ,and rub number 10 against your clit and pussy until it melts.

For icecubes 11 and 12 massage your nipples, but make those last icecubes last, because as for orgasming, you may not cum until you’ve gotten to cube #10. If you don’t cum by #12, you must repeat the whole process the following evening (don’t forget to refill the ice tray). Practice makes perfect. Even if you cum you may not quit until you’ve finished all dozen. As usual, no vibrator

There are some rules, although they’s pretty obvious: 1) you may not remove ice cubes from your skin in the location that they’re supposed to be put in, 2) you can’t drop cubes, 3) you cannot go more than a few quick seconds transitioning between one icecube melting and the next. Keep count of each rule you break, and I’ll come up with a suitable punishment—or maybe just have you repeat the whole thing until until you do it well. Perhaps you think this is a touch on the impossible side, and I encourage you to tell me so and why. But I just watched a girl choke down 12 ounces of roach and fly milkshake, so I’d be hard pressed to accept that it’s more than you can bear.

2 comments:

Mabel Crompton said...

This is easily the meanest you've ever been to me.

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